Amazing new Apple audio device

[JonFo]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The "iTit " will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

 

[Beat_Dominator]

funny punchline.

 

[tonyc]

I love it! Has your wife slapped you yet?!

 

[JonFo]

I love it! Has your wife slapped you yet?!

No, but she did mention wanting to order a set, because she has that problem :wow:

Her other comment: "Yeah, you audiophiles would load it up with Dianna Krall so the sounds and the sights will complement"

 

[ScottG]

No, but she did mention wanting to order a set, because she has that problem :wow:

Her other comment: "Yeah, you audiophiles would load it up with Dianna Krall so the sounds and the sights will complement"

Knowing the 'wife'... she told the joke to Jonathan... :bowdown:

 

[Craig]

Can't wait to hear The Who's "Mamas got a squeezebox...Daddy never sleeps at night..." Now would that sound better on the Squeezebox or the iTit? The debate is on! Of course you would need a dual mono pair to get the full effect.

 

[miljac]

Can't wait to hear The Who's "Mamas got a squeezebox...Daddy never sleeps at night..." Now would that sound better on the Squeezebox or the iTit? The debate is on! Of course you would need a dual mono pair to get the full effect.

iVote for iTit!