The interior is WHAT?

[SteveInNC]

New Russian $1.5M SUV, with white gold instruments with diamonds, gold-plated windows, and the ever-popular whale penis leather interior...

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

My first thought: if you pass an attractive girl whale, does it turn into a stretch limousine? Perhaps if your date slides too vigorously across the seats?

 

[sleepysurf]

Hilarious! But you forgot to mention it also includes a "Rogue Acoustic Audio System." My understanding is that whale penis leather makes a great bass trap, and really EXTENDS the lower end!

 

[zaphod]

if i had that car i'd never drive it to the aquarium. just too darn risky.

 

[Craig]

Whenever you drove by the aquarium the driver's seat would turn into a sofa!

 

[Kaboomnash]

My spouse and I were at the local Maybach dealer looking at the $505,000 sedan. On the window sticker we noticed "Privacy Curtains for $16,000". I asked the Sales Personnel if they were made from Human Skin? Interestingly, they just glared at me.

Oh well, guess I will stick with my Range Rover with tint rather than curtains.

Lee

 

[tonepub]

Me, I'd just be happy with a gently pre owned Bentley Continental...
I'm seeing used ones for around 95k.

That's a nice ride!

 

[Waboman]

Aristotle Onasis had bar stools on his yacht, the Jackie O, covered w/ leather made from the foreskins of whales.