theWB
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Some pretty funny stuff.
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Una bomber) in the same limerick.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off your soft Chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Una bomber) in the same limerick.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off your soft Chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
