The debate about what constitutes audiophilia in the recent just-how-pathetic-a-minority-are-we? thread got me thinking about an alternative approach, a la Jeff Foxworthy. So, without further ado, I'll submit the first ten answers:
You know you’re an audiophile if…
…you own a power cord that cost more than your refrigerator and a remote control that weighs more than your cat.
…you know the meaning of SPL, VTA, DAC, EQ, DSP, ESL, XLR and THD.
…you don’t think first of “siding” when you hear the word “vinyl.”
…your insufficient dynamics can’t be treated with a blue pill.
…you think you can buy yourself a better bottom end.
…your back doesn’t hurt but you still complain about compression.
…your idea of a romantic setting is to sit in the light of glowing tubes.
…you politely avert your eyes from the sight of tone controls.
…you care about the purity of your copper.
…you’re proud of your decay.
-- Craig
You know you’re an audiophile if…
…you own a power cord that cost more than your refrigerator and a remote control that weighs more than your cat.
…you know the meaning of SPL, VTA, DAC, EQ, DSP, ESL, XLR and THD.
…you don’t think first of “siding” when you hear the word “vinyl.”
…your insufficient dynamics can’t be treated with a blue pill.
…you think you can buy yourself a better bottom end.
…your back doesn’t hurt but you still complain about compression.
…your idea of a romantic setting is to sit in the light of glowing tubes.
…you politely avert your eyes from the sight of tone controls.
…you care about the purity of your copper.
…you’re proud of your decay.
-- Craig